Lighter Side
All I want is an unfair advantage
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chance for a date
Dear IRS please remove me from your mailing list
do dogs ever smell something they dont like
dont look at me like im paranoid
drugs alcohol violence and insanity
friends dont let friends take home ugly men
I hate stupid people. Why are there so many?
I love Kids. They taste like chicken.
I take medication for that now
Instead of getting married again
Its fun having a depraved mind
Ive become angry bitter and hateful
Mind if I borrow your identity
New study finds bumper stickers
Proud parent of a complete slacker
Say no to drugs. You'll have more time to drink.
Sex at 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope
sex is one of the most beautiful natural wholesome things money can buy
sure ill respect you in the morning
wasnt i supposed to follow you today
women might be able fake orgasms
your honor student deals the best drugs
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